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 Locker Room Joke Of The Week 
 

HE SAID...........SHE SAID

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing
to put in it.
She said... You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said... What do you mean by coming home half  drunk?
He said...It's not my fault, I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... Two inches more, and I would be king.
She said... Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest said... I don't think you will ever find another man like
your late husband.
She said............Who's gonna look?

3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do,leave the hallway
light on.

AND THE NUMBER ONE "He said, She said"

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said.......I would, but you're never there.

 Locker Room Quote Of The Month 

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What every team member's high school counselor told them.


Previous Locker Room Quotes of the Week 
What Bill & Dan said to Ed after officially joining B.A.Sports hockey team
What Beeker heard when he told his family that he was joining the B.A.Sports hockey team.
Spence's reply to the suggestion that he pass more often.
The standard comment after a player is awarded the "Flying Canadian Bacon" hat.  
Z's reason for revamping the website after the team changed it's name.
What Bill Gates had to say about the team's web site.
Dean's reaction when he saw his picture in the Five Star newsletter.
What Dean's teammates told him when he tried to leave the bar.
What "Z" was thinking about while injured, sitting in the stands, watching his teammates play.
Chris Rack and his girlfriend Cheri discuss his post-graduation plans.
Coach Ed's advice to goalie Paul McAughey on preparing to join the team. 

 Inspirational Words Of The Week 
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
 

 What's A B.A. ??? 

The letters "B.A." represent the term "Bar Appearance".  The term was originated by the Neanderthals in prehistoric times. In 8000 BC these uncivilized, ape-like creatures began keeping track of their evening visits to the local watering hole.  There, hunting parties would kill and feast on tremendous numbers of wild animals found there while consuming mass quantities of water.  At sunrise, these primitive barbarians would stagger back to their caves with bloated bellies to rest up for the next hunt. References to "B.A.'s" can be found in crude, unrefined cave paintings throughout the world.

With the dawn of civilization, the term disappeared - until it was resurrected by the Neanderthals of the B.A. Sports Hockey Team. In 1997 these uncivilized, ape-like creatures began keeping track of their post-game visits to the nearest bar.  There, the team would order and feast on tremendous numbers of the Hot Wings found there while consuming mass quantities of beer.  At bartime, these primitive barbarians would stagger back to their homes with bloated bellies to rest up for the next game. References to "B.A.'s" can be found in crude, unrefined pages throughout this website.